Last year my new years resolution did not pan out as well as I hoped, (figures right?) come to think of it I do not think I ever really followed through with any of my resolutions at least not for the whole year. In my opinion, New years resolutions should really be renamed to “better yourself for a month then go back to your old shitty ways”…..the title is a work in progress. 

So for 2012 I’ve decided to lower my standards in a way. (that sounds awful I know lol).

1. Stop littering. Now I do not intentionally throw shit on the floor for the fun of it but I definitely could litter less and I think this is gonna be the easiest resolution to follow through with.
2. Less TV and more human interaction. I’ve come to the realization this year that I know more about the cast of Jersey Shore than I do some of my own friends. But in my defense, Jersey Shore is at times more entertaining than some of my boring ass friends.*
3. Start playing the guitar again, I’m not sure why I stopped in the first place but I can honestly say I miss it. (The reason why I started playing guitar was the pick up chicks, hell if girls found the precorder sexy I’d be playing Hot Cross Buns all night long baby!) 
4. Be more decisive and determined, If I want something I’m gonna go get it as simple as that. 

So there you go, those are my four “Better yourself for a month then go back to your old shitty ways resolutions” and I’m feeling good about them. Those four, along with the usual resolutions that I make to myself every year of just living healthier and occasionally taking time out of your day to enjoy your life and be grateful for all the things we are blessed with because we are lucky people to be surrounded with some much love.

*and totally kidding about the boring friends thing they are awesome most of the times and Jwow has nice tits…just saying what everyone is thinking!