My view
on relationships. I fucking hate them. Well more specifically I hate total complete strangers that are in relationship. They’re so happy, holding hands, laughing at inside jokes that they wont tell me about, kissing at the gamestop where I go buy video games. They’re both so smug probably thinking “oh look at that guy, he’s probably going to lock himself in his room for the next four months playing that video game he just bought.”
Assholes and their psychic ability to tell the future so accurately!