January 2012
5 posts
kellyoxford:
Tina Fey photobombing
The Phone Stack Game →
New Years Resolution
Last year my new years resolution did not pan out as well as I hoped, (figures right?) come to think of it I do not think I ever really followed through with any of my resolutions at least not for the whole year. In my opinion, New years resolutions should really be renamed to “better yourself for a month then go back to your old shitty ways”…..the title is a work in progress.
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December 2011
5 posts
Merry Christmas!
“It’s that time of year again. A crisp chill is in the air. People are scrambling to get all their work done so they can jet off to their respective “middles of nowhere” and visit with family. Unhealthy levels of alcohol will be consumed in order that those people can tolerate the repugnant funhouse mirror-effect of spending awkward evenings with said relatives. Then, on a...
Pooping in the dark
Other titles for this post in contention:
Are you Afraid of the Dark an adaptation based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
The night the Dementors attacked Arcadia’s power lines….
Why have you forsaken us Benjamin Franklin!
Need I write anything more about the power outage that other people haven’t covered already on status updates, tweets, posts, or my new favorite social...
November 2011
11 posts
Lovers eyes
‘Cause there’s no drink Or drug I’ve tried To rid the curse of these lover’s eyes And I feel numb beneath your tongue Your strength just makes me feel less strong But do not ask the price I pay I must live with my quiet rage Tame the ghosts in my head That run wild and wish me dead Should you shake my ash to the wind Lord forget all of my sins Well let me die where I lie...
Winter Winds
I really want tickets to the Mumford and Sons concert, badly enough that if a stranger had a ticket and a gun and he told me that the only way I would get said ticket would be to take the gun and shoot one of my best friends in the leg, I would do it, without a moment of hesitation, even if that ticket were to shitty seats. And the worse part about it is that I already know which friend I would...
Daaayyum
haha ooh god if this baby turns out to be justin beibers, I’m predicting that the media will make it the story of the year, even bigger than the death of osama or the tsunami in Japan. I don’t know if that’s a knock on our society or just the outbreak of beiber fever that has pretty much infected the whole world.
I guess this is my new thing now......
I so badly want to write a detailed update to let everyone know what happened in vegas but for the life of me I can only remember about 10% of that trip (and I was there for 4 days…) SO what I think happened was that, 1. Someone slipped me a roofie (THE DATE RAPE DRUG! :0 AHHHH) every night I was at the club, or 2. I drank myself into a state of blackoutedness, I’m really hoping for...
October 2011
6 posts
My view
on relationships. I fucking hate them. Well more specifically I hate total complete strangers that are in relationship. They’re so happy, holding hands, laughing at inside jokes that they wont tell me about, kissing at the gamestop where I go buy video games. They’re both so smug probably thinking “oh look at that guy, he’s probably going to lock himself in his room...
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him!
We have the technology to make him better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
So as you probably read from the quote above which i’m 99% sure isn’t correct, I decided to “better” myself with a few simple steps (sort of a new improved Kevin Ping Kuo). Now its only been about a business week (five days) since I declared this change of a lifestyle which then I...
A sad realization
It was a slow day at work today so I went outside and watched the sun set over the subway across the street. And I remembered when I was little, riding my bike and I was watching the sunset and it looked as if two comets collided into a rainbow while god sets the sky a blaze (poetic I know).
The world is beautiful and so fascinating when you’re a kid.
Nowadays I see a sunset and I think,...
A Full Disclosure
sorta. (of why i deactivated my FB) side note: I haven’t been on Tumblr in a while, i gotta say I miss it!
So the other day I was on FB and I came across a very “upsetting” update, saying that the Love Of My Life (probably not) is in a relationship with some guy named Jerkoff Asshole THAT if I ever find i’ll give him a good asskicking …..with eight of my toughest...
September 2011
9 posts
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Montezuma
Now what does that say about me. Oh how could I dream of, Such a selfless and true love, Could I wash my hands of? Just lookin out for me Oh man what I used to be Oh man oh my oh me
youtube snake
I dont know if anyone else knows this but if you’re ever watching a video on youtube, pause the video hold the left arrow key for about two seconds and while holding down the left arrow press the up arrow and enjoy!
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August 2011
17 posts
3 tags
A
post about work (because I haven’t posted anything substantial in awhile because i’ve been getting high and spending all my time on 9gag and stumbleupon haha)
Quick background about where I work.
Ton chan - A ramen restaurant located in San Gabriel where I am a waiter! (Yelp us) “We shit on every other ramen restaurant!” <that’s our motto!.
I’ve been...
After
watching “I Love You Man” for the hundredth time, I can say with all honesty I miss being in a relationship. There’s little and simple moments in a relationship that I miss such as holding hands or sharing food that I feel people take for granted. I guess the saying “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone” never rang truer in my mind.
Lately
It seems like 9gag and stumbleupon threw up all over my tumblr
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This
girl offered me E at the club. She’s like, ‘You gotta do E. It helps you feel the music.’ I was like, ‘I don’t even like this music. I don’t really want to take the next step.
What
I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.
Headlines
I might be too strung out on compliments Overdosed on confidence Started not to give a f-ck and stop fearing the consequence Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments Faded way too long I’m floating in and out of consciousness