Laura Marling -Ghost

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Last year my new years resolution did not pan out as well as I hoped, (figures right?) come to think of it I do not think I ever really followed through with any of my resolutions at least not for the whole year. In my opinion, New years resolutions should really be renamed to “better yourself for a month then go back to your old shitty ways”…..the title is a work in progress. 

So for 2012 I’ve decided to lower my standards in a way. (that sounds awful I know lol).

1. Stop littering. Now I do not intentionally throw shit on the floor for the fun of it but I definitely could litter less and I think this is gonna be the easiest resolution to follow through with.
2. Less TV and more human interaction. I’ve come to the realization this year that I know more about the cast of Jersey Shore than I do some of my own friends. But in my defense, Jersey Shore is at times more entertaining than some of my boring ass friends.*
3. Start playing the guitar again, I’m not sure why I stopped in the first place but I can honestly say I miss it. (The reason why I started playing guitar was the pick up chicks, hell if girls found the precorder sexy I’d be playing Hot Cross Buns all night long baby!) 
4. Be more decisive and determined, If I want something I’m gonna go get it as simple as that. 

So there you go, those are my four “Better yourself for a month then go back to your old shitty ways resolutions” and I’m feeling good about them. Those four, along with the usual resolutions that I make to myself every year of just living healthier and occasionally taking time out of your day to enjoy your life and be grateful for all the things we are blessed with because we are lucky people to be surrounded with some much love.

*and totally kidding about the boring friends thing they are awesome most of the times and Jwow has nice tits…just saying what everyone is thinking!

Anyone else see potential for a new NBC sitcom?

“It’s that time of year again. A crisp chill is in the air. People are scrambling to get all their work done so they can jet off to their respective “middles of nowhere” and visit with family. Unhealthy levels of alcohol will be consumed in order that those people can tolerate the repugnant funhouse mirror-effect of spending awkward evenings with said relatives. Then, on a quiet night, distant from the watchful eye of the guiding stars above, someone will head out into the black, driving to the store to get more DuraFlame logs, and crash their Dodge into a thick, Scottish pine. They’ll lie dying in the snow, with their last thoughts dizzily obsessing over their life’s ironic regrets.”

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Other titles for this post in contention: 

1. Are you Afraid of the Dark an adaptation based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
2. The night the Dementors attacked Arcadia’s power lines….
3. Why have you forsaken us Benjamin Franklin!

Need I write anything more about the power outage that other people haven’t covered already on status updates, tweets, posts, or my new favorite social media tool WUPHFS. 

Well other than taking terrifying showers in the dark (in which I made a little bearable by playing Someone like you on my ipod full volume) the power outage didn’t bother me as much as I thought it would. It was very cleansing of sorts to be void of all electronics, just to see how much we need them in everyday use is mind boggling.

Around 4 A.M Sunday, the power came back on at my house and it scared the living hell out of me. I was asleep and in the middle of a reoccurring dream I have where I’m being chased by the zombified cast of Harry Potter….(I should probably get more into that in another post) but that is when my TV turned on and then just static. Its human nature when we get scared, our minds go to the worse possible outcome. I immediately thought to myself “OH shit the ring girls here to murder me…..shouldn’t of watched that video 7 days ago”.

Now my first reaction was to reach for my phone that’s on my bedside table, and hurl it towards my TV. I was hoping that it would hit the ring girl in the head hard enough that she’d get a concussion, giving me time to make a daring escape out the window…..admittedly not my best idea, probably because I was still drunk from that one and a half beers I had earlier that night. But nevertheless, I clutched my brick of an Iphone in my right hand and cocked it back as if I were throwing a hail mary pass and right before I followed through my cable box turned on. And what is it that I see, an infomercial for the new snuggie. 

I went from pissing my pants scared and almost destroying my TV and phone to utter disbelief that AMERICA would create another version of the snuggie all within five seconds. Now thats one hell of a way to wake up.

Other than the 20 candles that I bought and now have no use for, the power outage wasn’t that bad.